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Mystical Miruvani

I, like most people, find myself bored at times. It is during these times when I wish I had an interesting, fun, game to play. So I devised some boredom reducing games for you to try at home

Xtreme Road Xing

XTREME!!!!!

The premise of Xtreme Road Xing (XRX) is simple, find the most extreme (stupid) ways of crossing roads. Bonus points for busy roads and bonus points for stupidity. My personal favourite is crab-like crossing.
I am not responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by this game, or any other game.

The Wet Paint Game
 
Another simple game, guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and fun!
 
Simply write WET PAINT on sheets of plain A4 and attach them to benches, walls, cars, people and their front doors. Then stand back at laugh as dumb people (all of them) avoid your 'painted' area like the plague!
 

Practice makes perfect
 
Oh you're good!
 
I can't really take credit for this game as I didn't make it up. It's similar to beginners luck, it's just this time whoever has played the most times wins. Easy peasy.

'What's Your Flavour?'

Craig David all over your boing

Player 1 must sing in the style of Craig David "What's your flavour, tell me what's your flavour?". Player 2 must then say an ice cream flavour (eg chocolate) followed by the singing. Player 3 continues in the same way.
Hesitation or Repitition = Elimination

Bottle Buckaroo
 
Whoa there!
 
Bottle buckaroo is simply buckaroo with bottles and other items you can find in the pub/club you are playing in. Useful items include: wine bottles (good base item), shot glasses, beer mats and plastic/glass cups. I am in no way responsible for any injuries or for anyone getting thrown out of their chosen venue whilst playing this game.

Beginners Luck

Oooh you jammy so and so.

If a player has never played this game before, they win! Unless they are playing a beginner in which case a draw is the outcome. A draw is also the result of two 'veterans' playing.
This game is so simple hamsters could play it.

What will break on my back?
 
I accept NO responsibility for injuries incurred whilst participating in this game.
 
Simply get a volunteer and a few objects (chairs, metal pipes etc) and see if they break when struck across the volunteers back.

The Lame Game
 
You so lame!
 
As with all my games, this is so simple. You throw a ball around a circle of people, players must catch the ball one-handed. If they don't, ie they drop it or catch it two-handed or if they throw an uncatchable throw then they are lame and must sing "The lame game, the lame game, the la-a-ame game" over and over until the next person baecomes lame. This makes great practice before cricket matches.

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A picture of Lisa Scott-Lee, and why not?