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Things I like/hate
I like a lot of things, but annoyingly my enjoyment of these is spoilt by things that I hate. Here is a list of
things I like and things I hate, if you don't agree with at least 70% of this item then you are an idiot and you
will not enhance my life in any way so go away.
-Music - Music should enhance/stimulate emotions. Consequently punk (all kinds) is the greatest genre of music because
it makes people happier, there is nothing better than listening to some Less Than Jake after a good day. Coversely
many metal bands enhance 'negative' emotions, this can also be therapeutic during bad times. Gareth Gates annoys me intently
as his music does not bring an emotional response, what was he thinking doing that track with the Kumars? It sucked like no
other song has sucked before, anyone who brought it should be ashamed of themselves. Shaggy is a complete moron, that Ali
G song is the second worst song ever, I hate him.
-TV - TV is great, or is it? Yes. The great thing about TV is that there is a variety of channels and so you get to choose
what you watch, hence you can watch great shows such as South Park, Simpsons, Shooting Stars, 3rd Rock from the sun, the Adam
and Joe Show and This Morning with Richard not Judy. However watching TV with other people (grrr) can be problematic as for
some reason not everyone likes good shows. In fact every tea time at my house i am forced to watch drivel like Eastenders,
Coronation Street and Emmerdale. Emmerdale had one good storyline a few years back, an aeroplane crashed into the village,
unfortunately it didn't wipe out the entire cast so the show remained on. American teen TV rules, Sabrina, Malibu, the OC, Saved
by the bell and Smallville are infinitely better than any UK shows.
-Animals - The following animals would be saved if I was in charge of such things: Monkeys, penguins, polar bears, squirrels.
All other animals would be exterminated with extreme prejudice (especially dogs and wasps). One other species would be spared
but its population reduced: humans. people on the whole suck, they are so annoying and are stupid. Therefore I would give
everybody 2 minutes to convince me that they would be of worth in my utopia, if they are complete jackasses I will
kill them and everyone they know (stupidity is contagious).
-Food - Here is my rule concerning food: Anything that begins with the letters B and C are great. For example: Bananas,
Bacon, Bread (toast), Cookies, Cheesecake, Cake, Chocolate and Custard. There are exceptions, and so to avoid confusion I
propose we change some names of food here are my suggestions: Kauliflower, Karrot, Kabbage.
-People - On the whole I hate people, they are dumb and smell. However there are a few exceptions: Simon Davies
(Spurs and Wales winger), Tom DeLonge (Blink 182, the other two members are great aswell, in fact every member of every band
I love is great), Peter Shiu (lecturer, Jenya also rules) and Britney Spears (If there were any justice in the world, BS would
fall hopelessly in love with me). For every great person there is another who confirms my belief that people suck. Ashley
Cole: the only reason i don't explode with rage everytime this guy is mentioned is because Simon Davies is so great, Cole
is a diving, cheating scumbag who got SD booked for merely going near him. Geri Halliwell: Media whore. Zhao and Pushnitski:
Sometimes I lay awake at night and try to figure out which of these I hate more.
-Places - The following places suck: Plymouth, Cannock, Stafford and Loughborough. These all share one thing in common,
they are all places I have lived in the last year therefore I am perfectly entitled to slag them off. Florida rocks (I've
been there on holiday) as does California (never been here but it looks great), unfortunately these places are a long way
from me and so I am stuck in various hell holes until I can escape.
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