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What's Up? 22
Mystical Miruvani

Again I've taken ages to update, but truth be told I haven't been inspired (and have been on holiday). But I'm back and ready to dazzle you with words and pictures!

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The most expensive car in the world!

Cars
 
The car above used to be mine. I say used to because it was cruelly taken away from me by 'the man'. Apparently it's unsafe to drive without over £500 worth of repairs, as I got £100 for it when I did sell it you can see why I didn't bother repairing it. However my problem is that why should someoen else tell me when my car is unsafe to drive? In my opinion it was fine, my mind would have changed when the brakes failed. It should be up to me when my car is unfit to drive because ultimately it's me who it's going to affect. OK, so I could cause an accident with my faulty car and seriously hurt someone. In that case I'd expect to be severely punished through a fine, possibly a jail term and a lengthy driving ban. That way I'd take some responsibility for the safety of my car rather than just letting it rust away as I'd be tempted to do if it didn't need an MOT.
MOTs are just one of four things you need to put a car on the road. The first thing is obviously a driving licence. I have no problem with the current system of licencing. The main gripes I have are with running costs and so I'd have to say that the cost of learning to drive is astronomical. I think I paid £15 an hour, if you pick up driving quickly this isn't too much hassle, but I had to take my test 4 times and so the costs spiralled. The actual purchase cost of a car isn't too bad also, but for a first time buyer the figures can be quite daunting. Petrol costs are shocking, it used to cost £30 to fill that thing in the picture, I'd drive about 300 miles before doing it again, thats approximately 10p a mile! The justification for such high prices is the scarcity of fuel. Fair enough, it's running out, so why is it taxed more highly than anywhere else in the world? I think America tax it at about 20%, for us it's nearer 60. There's no need for it. If the fuel situstion really is as bad as has been made out then there needs to be alternative fuels available, sorry WIDELY available. Apparently you can get your car converted to use a more ecologically friendly fuel (don't know what it is, can't remember), but the conversion costs are about £2000. If its so beneficial to the environment and eases the burden off petrol then why isn't it cheaper to convert cars? In fact, why isn't it free (all work subsidised by the government)? Of course you can get electric cars (never seen one for sale though), but let's face it, they're a bit rubbish. The main reason that there are no alternatives is that the government aren't offering enough incentives for companies to come up with new technology and quite frankly are happy reaping the vast amounts of tax they receive when you fill a car up. Oil companies have no incentive to come up with alternatives, they can hike up prices as much as they like and hide behind the excuse that it's all running out.
Cars also need taxing. The tax is based on emissions, it's here that a cleaner fuel is rewarded. But the amount saved is minimal compared with all the other costs. My old car cost about £60 to tax for 6 months, my new car, with 9 years more technology in, costs £56. Brilliant! Oh by the way, did I mention this was another tax to add to the fuel tax as well? I'd love to know how much I've given the government in taxes on my car (and VAT on my £1900 repairs over  5 years worth of repairs (well, probably 10 years worth of repairs in 5 years, my car broke a lot)).
So you need a licence, MOT, tax disc, what else? The most expensive bit: Insurance. For my first year of driving it cost £1800 to insure me. Now I'm 22 without a claim in 35 months and it still costs me the best part of £700 to insure me. I hate that insurance is compulsory, I think it should be a choice. Obviously you'd expect loads of drivers to say no. But, as with the MOT situation I proposed above, the consequences of an (at fault) accident without insurance would be dire. If you could pay for the repairs to the car you hit then you would have to do so (chances are you'd be able to having saved vast amounts on not having the insurance in the first place), if you can't then it's a driving ban and forced repayment over time. Using me as an example, I had an accident a while ago, I did about £600 worth of damage to my car (the BMW I hit was unscathed), yet I've paid probably over £4500 in insurance, with all that money saved I could afford to buy a safer car, hell I might even consider converting my car to run on manure or something equally daft!
In conclusion. Never buy a car. They're too expensive. 

Lisa Scott Lee
 
Have I mentioned how much Lisa Scott Lee rules? . . . .I have? Well I haven't in ages so I thought I'd better remind you.
Here's a small guide to the sweetest woman in pop
  • She used to be in Steps. From the beginning you knew she'd be the one to go furthest in the harsh world of pop. Okay, maybe Faye had more talent, but like Gary Barlow and Kelle from Liberty, no one cares about them. Everyone knew Lee was going nowhere, H is a bit too much of a muppet to make it on his own, and there was another one who was overshadowed by Faye (who sang) and Lisa (who looked far better). It was Claire by the way. She did temporarily perform with H, in a group with the logical title, H & Claire. They also presented kids TV for a bit before everyone came to their senses and got rid of them. 
  • Electric, which was released on Monday, will be her third solo single. NOT HER FOURTH!!! Get It On was actually by the Intenso Project and featured Lisa on vocals, it was rubbish and charted at number 23. The video made it into FHMs top 100 sexiest videos (#86). Her first single, Lately, went to number 6 (and is a b-side to Electric) and Too Far Gone went to number 11.
  • She has her own TV show. It's called Totally Scott Lee and is on MTV, apparently it's been quite successful and so, fingers crossed, it gets put on a channel I can actually receive.
  • She used to manage the band 3SL, it stood for 3 Scott Lees and was made up of her brothers. The less said about that the better.
  • Andy Scott Lee, one of her brothers is going out with Michelle Heaton from Liberty. He was a sub in The Match on Sky at the weekend. He has a pop career as well, but I reckon you know about as much as I do about it. ie. none
  • Her boyfriend is Johnny Shentall. He was in Hear'say for about 12 seconds. Remember? No, nor do I. He's most famous for being Lisa's husband.
  • She's so unbelievably cute and sweet. As you may have seen in Steps, she is ALWAYS smiling, or if you remember her from Totally Scott Lee she's always crying, but then you just want to comfort her. Well I do.
  • She almost qualifies as a dwarf. She's 5'3'', which is tiny.
  • Her first record label, Mercury, went bust and won't let her use the songs she recorded with them. Hence we may never get to hear the excellent Obscenely Delicious on general release. She started work on an album, set to be called Unleashed, a sampler of 6 songs was produced before the record label went under. You can get copies of it on ebay. I have. The new single Electric is released on Concept.
  • Apparently Electric will be the 19th top 20 hit Lisa has been involved in. Thats more than Scooter, The Cheeky Girls and the Vengaboys combined! All joking aside, it's a very impressive record.
  • I think she's ace, and so should you! Buy her single ASAP!

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That's me with Lisa Scott Lee!

What's Up? 21

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A picture of Lisa Scott-Lee, and why not?